It's really troubling the level of partisanship this country has devolved into.

Americans really need to stop, think, and put aside their differences for the sake of the country.

In an effort to do our part, Barry and I have agreed to sing a song for you.

Let's karaoke this bizatch.

I seen you 'round for a long long time...

I really 'membered you when you drink my wine.

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown...

You see me smilin' and then you frown.

I bring my money to the welfare line...

I see you standing in it every time.

The color of your skin don't matter to me...

As long as we can live in harmony.

I'd kinda like to be the President...

So I can show you how your money's spent.

Sometimes I don't speak too bright...

But yet I know what I'm talking about.

I know you're working for the CIA...

They wouldn't have you in the Mafia, oh...

Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

Nice song. I feel like we've bonded.

The lyrics were hilariously appropriate for us, as was the band.

But damn, your ears are HUGE.

Shut up, coke-head.