So, who are you picking in the playoffs?

Well, I think the Schlomos will beat the Jabrones and the Hoobeedoobees will take out the Gigglyhees...

But I just don't know if the Hoobeedoobees can defeat the Schlomos on the road in a blinding snowstorm.

You don't follow football, do you?

I just can't get interested in any sport where the players aren't on fire.